After reading the Princess and the Pea to Una at naptime...I asked:
"Una, are you a real princess??"
she replied
"No. Look at my legs"
and then she drew her dimpled little stumps out from under the bedclothes...
"Not yet" she said.
I nearly died laughing.

I am booking a flight in the morning. Airfares be da%#ed.
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